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Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
I think Jasper Johns took the picture, Mr. Still. One night he and I were walking up the spout of a tornado and came across you lying there. In our haste we probably bungled the f-stop settings, for which I apologize. I knew you needed a better passport photo and did the best I could.

Mike Janssen
e Mike Janssen
<m_janssen@mac.com>
18 Sep 2002 03:09:27
     
e Karl Anliot
<karl@datadynamics.com>
17 Sep 2002 23:09:28
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
I confess. I smeared Daniel's shit all over my face and put the foto in your coat.
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Dear David:

Yeah by God, I remember you, ya honyocker. You backed into my pick-up drunk. Had no ID so you pulled out that photo of yourself and wrote my name and info on the back so you could pay for the damage to my outfit when you sobered up. Now how about it? You gone'a come across with the green? Or do I have to beat the crap out of a picture of you.

Gene
e GENE'S
<genes@vcn.com>
17 Sep 2002 23:09:05
     
e dominica crystal
<deardominica@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 22:09:55
Subject: D. Still, my beating heart
The brother get ready!! Thats a fact!!
Get ready you Mother, for the big payback (The big Payback!!)
Let me hit 'em hit'em!! Hey Hey!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
I can do wheelin', I can do dealin' (yes you can!!) But I don't do no damn squealin'
I can dig rappin', I'm ready!! I can dig scrappin'
But I can't dig that backstabbin'
-James Brown, The Payback


>From: David Still <d.still@davidstill.org>
>I am a guy filled with all sorts of tips for those in need or the
>curious...I have spent many a year in the tip world, not only at the
>racetrack, but in venues dealing with commerce, the arts, and
>weaving....and I remain yours to command.
e dominica crystal
<deardominica@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 21:09:27
     
e Bill Arning
<barning@MIT.EDU>
17 Sep 2002 21:09:17
Subject: Re: Long time, no see

You tell me what your wearing first, and the locations of your piercings



>So, what else about you is very public? ;-)
>What are you wearing right now?



>Bill Arning wrote:
>My number is already very public so no problem
>
>
>
>>Did you know that davidstill.org has your phonenumbers displayed at his site?
>>Public for everyone?




Bill Arning - Curator
MIT List Visual Arts Center
Wiesner Building E15-109
20 Ames Street
Cambridge, Mass 02139
Telephone) 617 253-9480
Fax) 617 258--7265
E-mail) barning@mit.edu



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Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?

Do you know karate?


From: David Still <d.still@davidstill.org>
I am a guy filled with all sorts of tips for those in need or the
curious... I have spent many a year in the tip world, not only at the racetrack, but in venues dealing with commerce, the arts, and weaving.... and I remain yours to command.
e dominica crystal
<deardominica@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 21:09:38
     
e dominica crystal
<deardominica@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 19:09:18
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Dave,

Thanks for your "tip."

Dom

From: David Still <d.still@davidstill.org>
For night-time biters: get an insert to prevent dental damage.
Note: it can with ease be slipped off as the need "arises." Save your teeth! The grinding perhaps a nervousness etc and so long as you are unaware of it because you are sleeping just imagine all the medication and/or therapy bills you save.
I am yours. Do with me as you will.



dominica crystal wrote:
Hmm...damn, where'd my Carmex go? My teeth are considerably shorter than they would be, with all the night grinding and all. Did I ever tell you about the time in summer camp? ... like a bear trap! Grrr.
Call me, hot stuff.
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
I unable to work this out. I do not have an agile mind. And I do not know what you mean by Arabia. The Picture is interesting, the place and subjects in it are eery. So I'll appreciate any hints. Thanks.



>From: David Still
>I am but a medium, a conduit, a voice that gets and passes messages. You know me better perhaps at Arabia! If you are unable to work this out, then write and I will supply enough hints so that your very agile mind will soon work all things out.




>Alfred G Gerteiny wrote:
>Luscious. But you have not answered my question as to who you are and when and where the picture with my daughter was taken. It is unfair to communicate with somebody who knows you but hide his identity. Should you refuse to oblige, then Adios!
e Alfred G Gerteiny
<pinguhot30@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 19:09:30
     
e Bill Arning
<barning@MIT.EDU>
17 Sep 2002 17:09:04
Subject: Re: Long time, no see

My number is already very public so no problem



>Did you know that davidstill.org has your phonenumbers displayed at his site?
>Public for everyone?

>Bill Arning - Curator
>MIT List Visual Arts Center
>Wiesner Building E15-109
>20 Ames Street
>Cambridge, Mass 02139
>Telephone) 617 253-9480
>Fax) 617 258--7265
>E-mail) barning@mit.edu
     
Subject: RE: to the top
As it takes me quite a while to get on e-mail I am hoping that you are still in the game and up to talking "Survivor" I do feel that I may have an idea as to who you are but I would like to meet with you if possible. I need to leave by 3:30 today but wouldn't mind if you approached me during 5th period or after school. I do lunch duty. Heck the thing about being anonymous is I'm up to being approached anytime!! Contact me... hmmm??



From: David Still [mailto:david@davidstill.org]
Susan,

Let me first apologize for staying anonomous. I want you to think about starting an alliance with the one person people would least expect. I know you are a "Survivor Expert" and can appreciate playing the game. In our current situation I can't see either of us making it to the end. I strongly feel that if you approach me and make this alliance we would catch most by complete surprise and they wouldn't know our loyalties until the end. Enemies on June 14th, partners Today!!
e Susan Ackerman
<SAckerman@msd.k12.or.us>
17 Sep 2002 17:09:42
     
e dominica crystal
<deardominica@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 16:09:11
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Hmm...damn, where'd my Carmex go? My teeth are considerably shorter than they would be, with all the night grinding and all. Did I ever tell you about the time in summer camp? ... like a bear trap! Grrr.
Call me, hot stuff.


>From: David Still <d.still@davidstill.org>
>I'm lonely for a woman with full lips, small teeth and no gag reflex. Do you fit the bill?




>dominica crystal wrote:
>You must be lonely for me... how sweet.
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Luscious. But you have not answered my question as to who you are and when and where the picture with my daughter was taken. It is unfair to communicate with somebody who knows you but hide his identity. Should you refuse to oblige, then Adios!
e Alfred G Gerteiny
<pinguhot30@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 15:09:51
     
e Justus Tomlow
<justus@kvd.com>
17 Sep 2002 10:09:20
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Damm, you look like a bitch, dog eat styled!
no need to worry, one has been testing if heinz had managed to make its colors alight like, but red and yellow didn't turn green. Sofar there are no new color mixing theories that can be eximated with home ingredients. For this memorable conclusion you have been immortalized.
what have i got to do with this? nothing that can't be explained, so one just calls on me
GroetJus
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
oh David, David, David... please do not bore me with the whole "How did this happen? I dont remember!" crap. You know full well what happened you asked for it. You begged, "Please, Diva! I want it on me, all over me!! Please, Mistress, please" Then, I tied you to the bench, smeared mustard and ketchup on you (and you took it like a good lil bitch) Then I fisted you.
You made your very own special little mess then. You pleased me well. One of the invited guest took a pic, and gave it to you, after you sat up, begged, rolled over and fetched her heels.

You don't have to play innocent with me. Don't worry, I won't tell your parents

AD
e AMERICAN DIVA
<divasaurusiii@yahoo.com>
17 Sep 2002 05:09:17
     
e James Kahl
<friartuck3m@yahoo.com>
17 Sep 2002 03:09:45
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Greetings!

First allow me to point out that this happened on Friday the 13th. (Please let me know if I'm the 1st or only one to point this out.) This can mean a few things. Superstition is bad luck. You must not be terribly superstitious or it would have been MY PICTURE with YOUR NAME on it. However; There must be SOME superstition around you because otherwise no one would have played this prank.

God bless,
Friar Tuck
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?

I've known many a "dead think" in my time. I don't believe I WILL live by those words, thanks.



David Still wrote:
No matter how convincing the puppet, it's just a dead think with a hand up its ass. Words to live by.

Liz wrote:
Why David!
Of course I remember you! You are the same gent who contacted me earlier this year via my brother. Who is the puppet working the strings behind the scenes THIS time, David?
Liz
e Liz
<lizfayej@yahoo.com>
17 Sep 2002 01:09:10
     
e Dal Meshuga
<dalmeshuga@hotmail.com>
17 Sep 2002 00:09:24
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Yes!

Of course I remember yoU! The photo was taking at the family reunion about three years ago. I'm your cousin.

How exciting!

Hope all is well! Say hi to nan for me!
     
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Hey,

Tell me where you're from, where you live, etc... Where you may have shown someone a photo of yourself. Some part of me thinks your name sounds familiar, but, then again, I don't ever make a habit of just handing out my email. And I almost never am hanging out in bars or restaurants. So I don't know if someone was just playing a cruel joke on you by giving you my address or by some freakish accident thought they had made up an address that didn't exist.

I'll wait to hear...

Nancy
e 
<Cruelbag@aol.com>
16 Sep 2002 23:09:13
     
e Kristina Hager
<khager@cs.utexas.edu>
16 Sep 2002 23:09:16
Subject: Re: Do you know what happened?
Haha looks like you've been thru a lot of trouble at the county fair.
I could feel sorry for you.. but I don't.
See I consider it your own problem that you go around getting yourself messed up.. then proceed to put pictures of yourself with other ppl's email addresses on the back of them.. as an excuse to talk with that person.
Nothing but pure attention seeking.
You are attempting to form a bond with myself and whoever else you email by fabricating a feeling of astonishment or sympathy. Do you seek to be funny? Maybe.. but why in such a self-deprecating manner?
And honestly.. get a haircut.
It might help in your ploy to meet people.
     
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