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Subject: Re: Reality
alrighty, here we are with another intense moment of feud. before i writ e another letter to you i want to know why you send me these odd off the wall emails. the first one that i had recieved from you was about me being able to swoon the women with my womanizing skills. i have know clue why yuo send me something like that. what is your purpose? i would really like to know how you could have so much time on your hands to be able to create this sensless program. please inform me. im dying to hear what you have to say
e Ryan Francis
25 Jun 2002 03:06:48
e Michelle Bell

25 Jun 2002 01:06:15
Subject: Re: I've heard you're a freak in the sack?
Heh heh heh......o.k. bro, I think she got the message.....(yep, this is her husband...)

I found the link to your website on BluesNews, and I'm curious why you'd create a feature to let other people use your email?.....

Aren't you afraid someone would email local law enforcement or make a threat, or abuse this to the point of getting you into trouble?.....

Please lighten up on her, as I only intended to fool her with the first email..... She honestly doesn't appreciate the kind of emails your sending now......


Subject: Re: The deal's on

Agent Thompson. The situation has become unstable. New York Times could make you a target, and the LS 9000 might stand out in the desert heat. Try wearing a kimono. But if you do not show, I will track you down and force you to endlessly listen to incredibly boring tales of my youth. (unlike you, I never had a fear of clowns or talking currency. maybe that's why I joined the service). Purple Monkey Dishwasher. By the way, do you intend to meet at the market on the left or the right side of the road?

I'll be wearing an LS 9000.

I'd recommend you read the message boards on but for some reason I suspect that you already do.
e David Schmidt

24 Jun 2002 23:06:37
e Sheik Yoboudi
24 Jun 2002 22:06:10
Subject: Re: Reality
Gosh diggity.

'N here I was athinkin' I'd just found a good way to
be comfort-like with my new state of mind. I'd just
got a new used sofa and a soft pair of slippers from
the Pick and Save-- thought things'd be just about
fine. But no, heckidoodle.

There just ain't no spoon.

Oh, yeah, ya little rascal, I've a'seen ya peerin at
me from the back of my neighbors' pickemup truck, seen
your wily grin from the crick and late at night under
the Leinenkugels keg, yer just a'lookin' and a'waitin'
te catch me with ma guard dyown, and then... and
then... and...

well, I reckon I just don't know what in tarnation I
xpect you to up and fashion in your wily little mind
te do to me.

There may not be a spoon, ya little Avatar-Devil, but
there sure as hell is a spork.

Come on by, sit and talk a bit, hell, roast a duck or
two, and we'll get caught up in all simulacra and
simulations, all fits and starts and circumstance.
Bringiton, kemosabe, I gotcher spoon right here,

Yours in salted Underroos, seasonally distempered,

Sheik Yoboudi
Subject: Re: The deal's on

Okay. I'll be there with a copy of the Washington Post, carrying a red rose. Do you think a normal pickup will be able to handle the package? If not, you know how to reach me. The code phrase is "Purple Monkey Dishwasher." You might consider a more secure method of communication. You never know who's listening...
e David Schmidt

24 Jun 2002 21:06:23
e Jeannette Cockrell
24 Jun 2002 19:06:38
Subject: RE: your old lizzard

Dear David, who are you ? How did you get my e-mail and how do you know I have a lizard? Please reply

From: David Still []


I was wundering if you wuld be interseted in selling your lizzard. I have lots of mony I am aking to spend.

Subject: Re: I've heard you're a freak in the sack?
So okay, I'll bite, who are you and how did you get my address?
I think this is probably a prank from my wonderful husband. So tell me the truth, who put you up to this and how........
And yes I am a freak in the sack, what of it?
e Michelle Bell

24 Jun 2002 18:06:45
e Paul Sheridan
24 Jun 2002 18:06:36
Subject: RE: Used and Abused

my god I never thought you'd find me..

maybe the plastic surgery and joining the witness relocation programme wasn't enough.....
Subject: paul,dan,matt,or mike is my first name, pick the right on and get a prize

oh, is it really, i feel like a fool for mentioning lucy, i can't believe you, so check out this websight <A HREF="">Click here: steakandcheese - fearing change
because it's scary.</A> it is actually kind of sick sort of like the way i feel from dealing with you.

24 Jun 2002 17:06:41

24 Jun 2002 16:06:55
Subject: hello again
i enjoy lewis carol, and how did you know that? hmmmmmmmmm? if you are a spy
you will get no information from me.

calloo callay my beamish boy, i chortle in my joy.

chortle: snort and chuckle

we are all mad here
Subject: Re: Didn't you say...
how did you know i have long hair and how did you know i don't have a job?
e Billy the Freak

24 Jun 2002 15:06:37
e Xavier Malbreil
24 Jun 2002 07:06:05
Subject: Re: Reality

I hate to break this to you but... I think someone is having a bit of fun with you. Unless I am mistaken I have never talked to you. I live in Wisconsin, US. I never have even been out of the States, even though I would love to...*giggle*. But I am sorry about this. I sort of feel like a fool having to write and explain all this to you. I do hope you have the luck in finding the person you are searching for. Good luck.
Oh and you sound really sweet... the girl must be pretty lucky...
e Laura Strohman

24 Jun 2002 04:06:24
e patrick bishop
24 Jun 2002 03:06:29
Subject: Re: Hey good lookin!

heh. this is a first. i've never been hit on in such a way before. it's kind of flattering.
unfortunately, i'm straight as an arrow and am currently taken anyways.
thanks for the email though.


--- David Still <> wrote:
> I have been seeing you around TTG lately, and I
> think you have a great look and style! I am a gay
> single male and I am hoping that you are single too
> ;).
> I got this email address from one of your friends
> who said that you were interested in meeting other
> people like your self and going to clubs and
> concerts.
> Reply if you are interested in meeting me. We can go
> out for some fun if your interested :)
> Here's to hoping for an exciting new friendship,
> David
Subject: Re: Reality
e Julia Jacobs

24 Jun 2002 02:06:30

24 Jun 2002 01:06:04
Subject: Re: Didn't you say...
okay friend, i am a hack writer that doesn't have any get up and go, drugs have enveloped my life, and put me in debt. i want something more. let me ask you does your little site post its replies. i might contribute.
Subject: Re: Reality
yeah well do you want to know what Ryan Francis once said? Well ive said it lots of times and you most definately wont be the last so you should indeed feel special. If you write me another faggot email by your faggot ass ill find you and kill
you. and yes you should take this as a threat. i dare you to write back writes:
>Such vulgarity Ryan. You know, Sigmund Freud once said that the using of vulgarities by a male goes back to them wanting to be there father. To love their mother in a physical way. So tell me Ryan, tell me about your true feelings about your mother. You've dreamt about her haven't you?

>Ryan Francis wrote:
>i still don't know who you are, and quite frankly i feel your internet service or whatever the hell it is; is stupid. why would you want to pretend to be someone else? if i want to tell someone something i'm mos def man enough to tell them. you like to prey and make your money on people who are scared to face reality, which kind of makes you a coward as well. so im going to leave you with this. fuck off
e Ryan Francis
24 Jun 2002 00:06:02
e Julia Jacobs

23 Jun 2002 23:06:47
Subject: Re: Reality
Subject: Re: Sorry
Hey David, I think you can't be anyone else but Daniel... I was a little surprised the sender wasn't called Kroko. But maybe you can introduce David to Kroko, I think they get along very well. Thanks for the mail, interesting site!
e ilse van klei
23 Jun 2002 17:06:00
e Carol Battle

23 Jun 2002 17:06:59
Subject: Re: Reality
He he...

Thanks pseudo-David... You can just contact me directly and see if I want you to be part of my own reality.


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