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Subject: RE: job offer

BASTARD!! You moron, you pinko fascist! hahahahaaaahhahaa

From: David Still []
Actually, forget it. I've checked out your background and you really aren't suitable for this job.

e Jenna Purcella
24 Mar 2002 06:03:55
e melissa girouard
24 Mar 2002 04:03:34
Subject: Re: job offer
David Still;

Your right no one has every impied that I have good communication skills. Not to say that I don't it's just that I would have never thought to put it down as one of my top 5 skills. I list them as creative, self motivated, responsible, caring, and last but least educated. I'm very curious to know exactly what you are trying to offer me? What is "Free as freeware, human as you" and one more question where did we first meet? One reason I may be good at communicating is because I'm analytical and you have raised a lot of questions. Instead of me listing them all could you send me more on the position and the company in which you''ve found success in.
Thank You Much I Look Forward To A Reply,
Melissa Girouard
Subject: Re: Still crazy, after all these years
Wellsir, I'm 'fraid I'm goan te have te turn down yer FAB-u-lus offer, seein'sthough my big dawg, Alfred, just came a runnin' outa that yonder crik with a big ole' tick the size of my rusty ole' pickup attached to the side of his belly, an' it's atwitchin and adiggin, and playin' poker, if I'm not mistaken. So unfortunatelike, it looks like I'm gonna be dee-tained here with these matters for quite a long spill, and'll have te allow your most kind offer to go by the wayside. But agin, dontcha worry 'bout me none, heckidoodle, I might git meself a coupla meals out of this here connundrum. Take care, now, and y'all be sure'n wear fresh boots when the rainy season comes.

--- David Still <> wrote:
> Dear Mr Booty,
> You are indeed the quality individual I've been searching for. In fact those Yoda underoos, undeniably aged, will fit in with the rest of the corporate Garanimals.
> Please respond at your earliest convenience.
e Sheik Yoboudi
24 Mar 2002 04:03:01
e felino albino
24 Mar 2002 03:03:29
Subject: Re: See me. Be me.
how do you do?
a friend of mine says it's not necessary to ask it to someone. need just a look to understand how someone feels. but how can i see you?

that's how i imagine to see you

From: "David Still" <>
> I have looked and I am one of the many
> like leaves dancing in the wind
> collective and individual alike
Subject: Re: job offer
just want my entire life to be in a video, mine.
can you help me?
e felino albino
24 Mar 2002 03:03:31
24 Mar 2002 03:03:47
Subject: Re: job offer
Thank you for the offer however. I have a full time job as a "free" lance ho. Although the pay isn't that great. I find a great amount of self satisfaction.

Thanks again.
Subject: RE: job offer
Yes I am interested
How could I not be? I must be honest though and tell you that I've just started a new job that I love.
She who hath mad skills,
e Lisa
24 Mar 2002 02:03:16
e seb
24 Mar 2002 01:03:58
Subject: Re: job offer
Dear Mr. Still,

While highly flattered by your offer, I must decline. Though still enrolled in college, my career path is firmly set towards the explosively accelerating field of herding and breeding the pigmy llama.
The increasingly undeniable central position of this rare variety of llama as a cultural and spiritual resource and guiding vector in our society makes their meticulous breeding a commandingly immediate necessity.

Thanks very much,

I like what you're doing.....

I don't know who you are.....

I am interested..............

I just fell into another one of someone elses jokes.......

...let me know......


Martin Tedder
e Martin Tedder
24 Mar 2002 00:03:31
e Sheik Yoboudi
23 Mar 2002 22:03:03
Subject: Still crazy, after all these years
So ye say ye think I'm just about right for this here piece er em-ploy-ment, eh? Heh? Job, ye say there, sonny? Weeeeeeeell, you just sidle on up now, and letmetellyasomethin. I've been a'sittin here for quite a long while, sin' the IT crash of 2000, sittin' here on my front porch, rockin in this here wicker chair, maxin', relaxin, just a sittin' here in my Yoda Under-roos without a T-shirt, a'lettin' the breeze a'tickle my nibblies.

Hell, the last hostile takeover I executed was a tall frosty glass of lemonade! Now, it may be true that I haven't bathed in a while, that the odd dozen or so whiskers pokin' out from all sorts of irregular growth patterns all over my body make it seem like I'm a patchwork oddity or chique designer Wookiee, but, hell. I've got my double malt whiskey, a rifle, and an ingrown toenail, and I'm game to party. But, heckidoodles, I'm always one for a'changin. Sure thang, I'll come on down for an interview! Y'all don't mind if I come in my Yoda Under-roos, do'ya? I've had 'em on so long, I just don't think they'd understand if I left 'em home on such an important day such as this. Besides which, I reckon I don't quite reckon I COULD get 'em off 'f'I tried, if you perchance catch my meanin'.
Subject: re: job offer
Hello there,

With baited breath I respond with fascination.


Best thoughts,

Chris Bryce

"advanced internet, design and data solutions"

Toronto: 416-698-7484
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e Chris
23 Mar 2002 22:03:15
23 Mar 2002 21:03:58
Subject: Re: job offer
Yes David. I am very interested in working with you. My charges are as follows: 1,000,000,000 US$$/per year and/or 10,000 US$$ per hour. Hopefully I'll hear from you soon to schedulle an interview and further discuss my qualifications
and your needs.

Subject: Re: job offer

Your site is very clever and I've enjoyed spoofing friends with it.

I have my own design and post production company in Los Angeles and would be interested in exploring the possibility of doing some projects together.
While, I'm not presently interested in either going to work for someone else full time or relocating, I 'd love to hear more about your plans if they include either subcontracting or joint ventures.

Tell me more about what you had in mind or if this is somebody spoofing me, nicely done.

rob rownd
e the other one

23 Mar 2002 21:03:08
e Michael Foltz
23 Mar 2002 21:03:19
Subject: RE: job offer
hey david,

don't know what to say to an offer like this. it could be part of the constucted fabrication that you are perpetuating, or it could be that you're asking me to assist in the construction of the fabrication. the simulacrum is getting too thick here. if you're really serious, write me from another address with a telephone number, and I'll call you. as far as the possibility of working with you goes, I am already working with a group of artists that are capable and interested in creating ficticious online characters, websites, diabolical plots etc. it might actually be fun.

if this is simply another one of your template letters that are designed to solicit a response, then you've suceeded. you've done an excellent job in allowing me to imagine for a moment that I might just get caught up in yet another fantasy.

Subject: Re: See me. Be me.
back. i do not leave this place to follow temptations,but it's possible to find them in every place.
i.e. you are a kind of mental temptation.

From: "David Still" <>

> always leaving for some days you are. im hoping you are off on some kind of adventure... with split decisions and plenty of temptations. this morning i cut my finger badly while working on a project. what ever happened to those scraped knees from tree climbing? and what ever happened to skinned palms from jumping off the swing? the little bruises from somersaulting down grassy hills? those gave bitter sweet pricks of pain... left little scars that proved you were really living. this cut on my finger is pitiful. trying to remind me so urgently that i am living at all.
> m.
e felino albino
23 Mar 2002 20:03:16
e Annie Abrahams
23 Mar 2002 20:03:07
Subject: Re: job offer
okay David
I agree (about the capacities)
I might be interested
tell me more


ps sometimes I miss you
Subject: Re: job offer
Ok, but how about the tropical diseases like malaria, ebola, etc... and the aborigines? What guarantees would be offered to me regarding all these dangers?

--- David Still <> wrote:
> You won't be working in the jungle, don't be ridiculous. That's just where his castle is.
e Bruno Campanella
23 Mar 2002 20:03:18
e Tom Montgomery
23 Mar 2002 19:03:44
Subject: hello
I am not sure that you understand my background as skill set. I'm not an IT person. I am a CPA and an accountant. I am now at a small SF CPA firm, preparing taxes mostly.
I also do public relations, publicity, booking, cd sales and distribution for about 15 bands and artists in the SF Bay Area in add'n to the day job.
Tom Montgomery
510 697 4097
Subject: Re: job offer
Just admit it, David. You're in love with me. You don't really want me to take this job... you want me to take you in my arms, sweep you off your feet and plant a sweet little kiss on your forehead, before I carry us both back to bed for some sweet, sweet love. You're such a cutie, mwah! :*

So, honey, whenever you're ready to admit it, you have my email address.

<3 <3 <3

Oh and dearest, you can use my real name, it's not as if anyone cares.
e sarin vx
23 Mar 2002 19:03:15
e Jenna
23 Mar 2002 19:03:23
Subject: RE: job offer
Wow...this is great! I would love for you to put me in the position that I deserve! I know my personal talents definetly need some justice. How enticing it sounds to stretch my abilities and develop my skills.

Let's Do It!!!!

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