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Subject: Re:Oi, Rita!!!
e Ana
2 Dec 2001 02:12:02
e Rob Grundy

2 Dec 2001 01:12:42
Subject: Re: Thanks!
Nice Try You fucking idiot go bug someone else with your fake website!

David Still wrote:
> I'm sure you had a lot on your plate. A WHOLE LOT by the looks at your fat fuck face.
> I am outraged and insulted.
> you are dead to me.
> David Still
Subject: RE: Sorry
I don't accept any apologies... I've already organized payback...
No. Actually I don't really know what you're talking about, because I'm most probably not who you're looking for.

Regards, Claude / Switzerland
e Claude Henchoz

1 Dec 2001 16:12:35
e you minowa
1 Dec 2001 13:12:49
Subject: Re: Thanks!
Dear David Still,

Sorry, but.... did I have a chat with you? When??? Where....???


you minowa
You Minowa, Curator of Media Arts
Machida City Museum of Graphic Arts, Tokyo
Tel : +81-42-725-1987(direct)
Subject: Re: This can never really end
well you had better do something about it then, instead of sending random emails!! you never get anywhere in life from just watching things slip through your fingers!

e Lucy Wilkinson
1 Dec 2001 03:12:19
e Daniel

1 Dec 2001 03:12:43
Subject: Re: Oi, Dani!!!
Subject: RE: Thanks!
Okay! You win! I will give in to my fantasy and give you the bird! Now where should I mail this picture?

-----Original Message-----
From: David Still []
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 2:19 PM
To: Jennifer Potter
Subject: Re: Thanks!
It is quite obvious that I am an internationally unknown counter-spy for the Kraag Corporation. I've been ordered to obtain a photograph of you in a chicken suit to be used later for purposes yet unknown. Rather than hiring a professional you impersonator to dress like you in a chicken suit, I thought I would give you the opportuninity to dress in a suit and photograph yourself, and send me the photograph.
I know that it has long been a dream for you to dress up as a chicken and that nothing would please you more. Now you have a legitamate opportuninty to live out your wildest dreams and turn fantasy into reality. All of this is courtesy of the Kraag Corporation.

e Jennifer Potter
1 Dec 2001 01:12:10
e Bret Easton Ellis
1 Dec 2001 00:12:54
Subject: Re: I think I'm in love.
Awww, you're so romantic. <<swoon>>

--- David Still <> wrote:
> unfortunately, it is you that is the fuckhead and
> loser, you ugly smelly cunt. I'm going to piss in
> your eyesocket
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: GET A LIFE?!
I will be out of the office the afternoon of Nov 30, 2001. For items requiring immediate attention, please contact Deborah Johnson @x 3260.
Thank you :)
e Hogan, Doretta J

30 Nov 2001 22:11:19
e amanda l.
30 Nov 2001 18:11:11
Subject: Re: what.....
who the hell are you? i thought about wednesday and realized i was in the car all day, so i don't know you.... please tell me about yourself, i would like to know if i even know you at all...
i am confused, about life and love right now and you are not helping any...... tell me about you so i know if i have meet you before...
i think you have the wrong e-mail address..
Subject: Re: the greatest of all time
wade, is this you dear? you cant trick the same cat twice or something. sorry I showed up so late yesterday. robin is used to me doing that to her. It sucks. fucking pointless lab work is sucking me in with its quick results. rock n roll show tonight, wanna go?
e Amy Maxmen

30 Nov 2001 17:11:17
e Donnamarie

30 Nov 2001 14:11:26
Subject: RE: Bitch!!!!!!
It is very unfortunate that you feel that way about your mother and family. Sucks to be you. Get a real life loser. You obviously haven't learned english yet.

-----Original Message-----
From: David Still []
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 5:36 PM
To: DonnaMarie
Subject: Bitch!!!!!!

You are nothing but a po' white trash stink ho bitch!! I can't stand your tacky ass!!! When I see you again, I am going to slap yo' white trash ass!!! And you can take that to the bank!!!!! BITCH!!!!!
Subject: Re: The deal's on
Try the trocadero in picadilly circus instead i'll be there with my girlfriend Manuela... we'll do it like usual, give the package to Mannie while i go to the toilet, follow me in after 5 mins and we'll exchange money once i get the all clear signal for manuela. i don't like her using coke, but my sense of taste
is almost gone... once she's checked it, i'll hand you the money. After that scram the rozzers are already on to me so just take the train and get the hell outta there...
... and remember not a word to anyone...

e D
30 Nov 2001 14:11:25
e Stuit, Paul

30 Nov 2001 14:11:32
Subject: RE: Tuscon
I do not recall, please refresh my memory.

-----Original Message-----
From: David Still []
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 12:08 AM
To: Paul Stuit
Subject: Tuscon
Paul, I have been thinking about you. We met in a hotel last year in Tuscon, Arizona. Any plans to come back out? I would love to continue our "conversation."
Subject: Re: Asshole in Eduacation Award for YOU!
Dear Mr. Still,
I have never heard from you, never seen your application, never had a telephone message that I can recall. If you're not hallucinating or sending anthrax through the mail, then I fully comprehend your anger.
Since we haven't met or spoken, you have only these words to know that I take great care in personally responding to each and every applicant.
I have instructed the art office to always, repeat, always, give out my home phone to grad. student applicants who are trying to reach me.
The quality of our program and the significance it plays in my life, attests to the quality of attention I give to it, year after year.
Further, since Frank and Connie are dear, dear friends, I would never disrespect them by ignoring someone who contacted me with their recommendation.
On the other hand, as a supposedly serious grad candidate, giving up after two calls seems premature, if not immature. I wouldn't care to work with someone who can be stopped so easily.
And so may I say in this final sentence to you, please fuck yourself, sir.
John Weiss
On Fri, 30 Nov 2001, David Still wrote:

> Dear Professor Weiss,
> I called you twice concerning the graduate studies program at the University of Delaware, and still no return call. I was recommended by Mr. Lavelle in DC and Connie Imboden from Maine Photographic Workshops, and sent a portfolio of slides for your review well over a year ago.
> Look, I am 45 years old, and already have a doctoral degree in Art History from Princeton in 1976, I don't need your blow-offs, sir.
> Stephen Perloff gave me your number last year, when I met him at the Art Auction for the Photo Review, and spoke highly of your program, although he did say that it was becoming out of date. Moreover, I have called Ms. Smith, with also no return. Fuck her too. Apparently, Ms. Carothers, who I have also sent a complaint to has retired or left the University.
> I am sorry about the language, but I know first hand how you educational big wig types just think you can soft pedal serious inquiries in to your program. You cannot!!!!
> Think twice mr.weiss, you need people like me in your program...but guess what you fuckwad....???
> I have been accepted with a scholarship to CalArts, which makes your rinky dink, falling apart, old-man ridden University of Delaware program look like an old rotten turd.
> Good Day,
> David Still
> 23 Oakland Place
> Philadelphia, PA
> 215-745-0328
e John J Weiss

30 Nov 2001 06:11:18
e Judith Hoffman

30 Nov 2001 05:11:15
Subject: re: at your opening
dear david,
how strange. i do remember you and was wondering if i could renig on the whole boyfriend thing as that was just a farce to weed out any creeps.
let me know wassup.

Subject: re: at your opening
thanks for your e-mail, it is nice to hear such positive feedback about my work. i must admit that I can't remember you from the opening. i would love to meet up and talk with you about art as long as it is not with a romantic overtone because i have a serious boyfriend. But let's be
friends. i haven't ever recieved such a courageous and sweet note before and it is nice to garner such admiration. So thank you for that. And i am always interested to talk about painting. If you see me at school, you should approach me because it will definitely drive me crazy trying to remember
your face.
e Judith Hoffman

30 Nov 2001 03:11:33
e Nigel Smith
30 Nov 2001 02:11:25
Subject: Re: Arriving on the 3rd
hi Dave
Looking forward to seeing you, sorry mate but the spare room's being renovated, hope you can cope with a tent in the back yard. There's a bus from the airport, if I'm not up when you get here, just wait on the verandah. Have a good trip, careful where you bang your cock on the way over.
cheers mate
Nigel Smith, Administrator, Company B

25 Belvoir St
Surry Hills NSW 2010
Phone: +61 2 9698 3344
Direct Phone: +61 2 8396 6205
Fax: +61 2 9319 3165

David Still wrote:
> Right then Nige
> Boarding soon and will be arriving on the 3rd at 6.30am. Sorry mate. Stopping over in bangcock (if you know what I mean) so will get you a bottle of the old potato water. Do you need anything?
> Thanks for putting me up, It'll be good to catch up before you tear off to the mothercountry.
> Will call you tonight, hope you're in.
> Cheerio David
Subject: RE: RHIZOME_RAW: what am I doing?
I don't know if it's art, but its bloody brilliant.

If you haven't yet, you may want to see the film Amelie, from France. It deals with some similar (not the same, but similar) issues of identity. And one of the key characters looks just like you.

Richard Reynolds

-----Original Message-----
From: []On Behalf Of
David Still
Sent: November 29, 2001 7:13 PM
To: Rhizome
Subject: RHIZOME_RAW: what am I doing?

I'm new to this list.
Some people suggested that what I do with my site might be art so I subscribed here to inform myself.
Thanks for giving me an opinion.
e W R Reynolds de la Rochelle
30 Nov 2001 01:11:09
e David Bell
30 Nov 2001 01:11:46
Subject: Re: Thanks!
Hey David,

how are you doing? It was nice of you to thank me for the chat we had. I forget what we were talking about but I went on your website and you are one good looking guy. Please e-mail me back at
thank you

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