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Subject: I think I'm in love.
Wow, David, I'm very impressed with your poetic ability. I think I may be in love with... Oh, wait no I'm not, fuckhead! Anyway, Davidstill.Org is an impressive idea, too bad it wasn't yours, loser. Who wants to be David Still, honestly, he doesn't seem all that great...
Love, Sarah.

--- David Still <> wrote:
> Sarah,
> I can't help it; I've fallen in love with you. I
> even wrote you a poem telling you how I feel, if you
> will indulge me.
> The things I want to say but can't
> I want to be great for you
> I want to slay a dragon
> And find his hidden treasure
> And bring it home to you
> So I can crown you my lady
> I want to be great for you
> I want to explore the mountains
> And find a secret place for us
> And sneak you there at sunset
> To drink in all its splendor
> I want to be great for you
> I want be a poet
> And make a song for you
> And sing it through your window
> Or whisper it into your ear
> I want to be great for you
> I want to search the heavens
> And find a star or planet
> And name it "Dearest Sarah"
> So that you can live forever
> I'm curious what you think. Write me back!
> --dave
e Bret Easton Ellis
29 Nov 2001 23:11:17

29 Nov 2001 23:11:42
Subject: Re: Something's Missing
David Dearest,
You must go on with your life. We cannot continue playing this charade. Nor can we speak or see each other again. Oh do you not think it is torturous for me as well? To deny my heart? But our lives are so different, and you are so far away. How I dream of you in my sleep...

Subject: Re: Can we meet?
you are right, I don't know who you are. what prepaid meeting did we meet at?

David Still <> on 11/29/2001 11:37:13 AM
To: "Aaron Wits" <>
Subject: Can we meet?

You have no idea who I am, but we met at a pre-paid insurance meeting. I have never had these feelings for another man before. But, I cannot tell you how many times a day I think about you. Would you be interested in meeting for a drink?
I miss seeing you,
e Aaron Wits
29 Nov 2001 18:11:48
e norman
29 Nov 2001 18:11:26
Subject: Re: Sorry
Hi dave ,
thank you for the sincere apology, regrets duly noted. trust that you are forgiven-you have a (non violent) stratagem in place to make it up to me?

Subject: Re: campaign consultant opening
I heard Slade really puts out. Is that true? You seem like a person with the *inside scoop*; am I right? God, I hope so.
xo wayne

--- David Still <> wrote:
> Hi again, Wayne. I'm very interested in meeting you
> in Seattle sometime after the holidays. Email me
> back and let me know what would work the best for
> you so we can coordinate our schedules and plans.
> Thanks,
> David Still
> p.s. I think it's in everyone's best interest to
> make sure Slade gets elected in 2004, if you know
> what I mean. We can't run those covert herion
> shipments in the oil rigs much longer since Locke is
> getting the hint. Damn those democrats.
29 Nov 2001 18:11:01
e Hogan, Doretta J

29 Nov 2001 15:11:36
Subject: RE: James Valentine Ferrigno
KNOCK IT OFF JAMES... I found your brother out on the website too so you obviously did the same thing to him...NOT FUNNY!!!! GET A LIFE!!!

Subject: Re: James Valentine Ferrigno

I must have been drunk! I am most definitely not an attorney, I'm an IT consultant. I'm not anywhere near New York either. I live in Almere, in the Netherlands. Sorry about the bizzare email but I can't explain it for the life of me.

David Still
Subject: RE: Sorry
Dear Mr. Still,
Do alert Ms. Greeley about the wild eyed pigeon eyeing her last night. He did not cease his cooing-it was rather irritating.

Thank you.

All best,
Charmaine Lim
Associate Editor
Ph:212.840.8800 ext.224
e Lim, Charmaine
29 Nov 2001 14:11:50
e { brad brace }

29 Nov 2001 02:11:11
Subject: Re: <post> david
Not a problem David; you're given this option at some point.

On Wed, 28 Nov 2001, David Still wrote:

> I would like to order a five pound qty, buyt the shipping
> address I want the material delivered to differs from the
> billing address of the credit card. I work a full day and
> am not home during UPS shipping hours. My neighborhood is
> also such that I do not trust the package to be left
> unattended. I want to have the package shipped to me at
> work. Is this possible?
> Thanks,
> David
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e P F

29 Nov 2001 02:11:17
e Rolfe Klement
29 Nov 2001 01:11:46
Subject: Re: what do you know?
Subject: Re: you again
To be honest, I don't remember meeting you...
What's the Manhole? (I'm from St. Louis, not Chicago.)

==|| Adam M. Fendelman
==|| Editor-in-Chief
==|| Reporter's Beat: Telecom
==|| (312) 726-3440 ext. 13
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>Would you ever want to get together? I'm having a party for some of my friends at the manhole on Saturday night. Would you be interested? ;)
e Adam Fendelman
29 Nov 2001 00:11:06
e Adam Fendelman
28 Nov 2001 23:11:48
Subject: Re: Hi Adam!
Thanks! :-)
I hope you mean Ameritech, right? I'm writing a story on them for today. :-)

==|| Adam M. Fendelman
==|| Editor-in-Chief
==|| Reporter's Beat: Telecom
==|| (312) 726-3440 ext. 13
==|| (773) 991-0011 (cell)
==|| (312) 726-3404 (fax)

>We met at Mobile Wednesday awhile back. I just wanted you to know that I love your reporting! Keep up the great work!
>David Still - Ameritect employee
Subject: Re: Long time, no see
I tried to go to your website, but it didn't work. Who are you? When did we meet? Are you at Stanford?
My interest is piqued...

e Gregory Packnett
28 Nov 2001 23:11:44
e Tessa James
28 Nov 2001 22:11:58
Subject: Re: Something's Missing
I AM the wrong one david, I have never had sex with somebody at a Christmas ball, and never ever in a plumber closet. U must have gotten the wrong address from the girl u shared this amazing moment with.

Tessa.>From: David Still
>To: "Tessa James"
>Subject: Re: Something's Missing
>Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2001 03:21:14 +0100 (MET)
>Don't tell me you don't remember that amazing night we shared at the Christmas ball (and then afterward!). It's very unusual for me to 'do it' only 15 minutes after meeting a woman. I still have a mark from the mop handle that gauged my back after our little episode in the plumbers closet. But the pain was worth it in measure of pleasure...
>Unfortunately the fun is over, because I'm writing to let you know of my recent HIV test. There is some sober information that I need to relay to you promptly.
Subject: RE: James Valentine Ferrigno
Good Afternoon Mr. Still,

I am curious as to how my name has surfaced on a few different documents during your investigation and I am a bit skeptical as to the nature of your email. Could you please provide a bit more information as to how you were able to locate me? As you know, there are a lot of "strange" things on the internet and one must be as careful as possible when dealing with people they do not know... I am sure you understand. Thank you.

Doretta J. Hogan

-----Original Message-----
From: David Still []
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 3:09 PM
To: Hogan, Doretta J
Subject: James Valentine Ferrigno

Dear Doretta Hogan
My name is David Still and I'm an attorney for Still, Sellers & Klein in New York. I'm trying to locate a party named James Valentine Ferrigno. Mr Ferrigno befriended a client of mine, a Mrs Eustice Chapman-Wilcox, some years ago and when she passed on a few months ago, she left the majority of a multi-million dollar trust fund to Mr Ferrigno. Our recent investigation has found your name surfacing on a few different documents that might lead us to Mr Ferrigno and consequently our firm is contacting you. If you have a way of locating Mr Ferrigno, would you please forward this eMail to him in the hopes that we might clear our books of this matter and, in the process, make Mr Ferrigno an extremely wealthy man.
With best regards,
David Still
e Hogan, Doretta J

28 Nov 2001 22:11:24
28 Nov 2001 20:11:12
Subject: Re: campaign consultant opening
Not good at all, totally handicapped. Can you help me?

--- David Still <> wrote:
> How good are you at taking off your clothes?
Subject: Re: Sorry
i am sorry
but i have no idea who u r
please write back and tell me

love amanda
e amanda sharp

28 Nov 2001 20:11:17
e Jeff Spector

28 Nov 2001 18:11:28
Subject: Re: Last Week
No friend of mine would be such a coward to hide behind a pseudonym.

David Still wrote:

> When we went to that party last week and we were working the same girl... well, I kind of told her something-- I kind of told her that you were impotent. Sorry. Look, I owe you one. Okay?
> Your friend?
> David
Subject: what, i greatly don't understand.....
my dear lad, i forgive you but i greatly do not understand what you are speaking about nor who you are. you know my name, how?
i'm sorry to say i don't remember you or what i did wednesday. please enlighten me, i am very forgetful.
who are you?
where are you?
is david still an nickname?
i greatly don't understand.
amanda, your friend
e amanda l.
28 Nov 2001 18:11:08
e sam bryan

28 Nov 2001 18:11:08
Subject: Re: Thanks!
Still no reply? I thought you were more formal than that! A bit slack of you is it not David?

>From: David Still <>
>To: "sam bryan" <>
>Subject: Re: Thanks!
>Date: Sun, 25 Nov 2001 18:49:24 +0100 (MET)
>im sorry if you feel that way, but that conversation we had meant a lot to
>me! so im no longer your little pink easter bunny of desire? alas, the
>winds of progress have turned, and it seems that the two of us have fallen
>into eternal seperation. i hope you despise your loneliness as much as i
>do, for it was you who chose this path.
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