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Subject: Re: Sorry
Ewww, David, you really need to do yourself some good. And brush them nasty ass teeth of yours, it's just nasty :(
When I'm writing an "anonymous e-mail" (when I could easily trace it), I don't want to be looking at all that yellow, and brown. Ewww....
28 Nov 2001 17:11:30
28 Nov 2001 17:11:15
Subject: Re: Hello There
refresh my memory.
----- Original Message -----
From: "David Still" <email@example.com>
To: "Vin" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 11:20 AM
Subject: Hello There
> Dear Vin,
> I'm not sure if you remember me, but we met a while back in Los Angeles. This is a bit strange as I've never found myself attracted to another man. Don't worry, I will only pursue you if you permit. I look forward to hearing from you.
> Yours Truly,
Subject: Re: Long time, no see
Who are you? Your site does not come up for me.
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28 Nov 2001 17:11:23
28 Nov 2001 17:11:48
Subject: Re: campaign consultant opening
Hi David, thanks for contacting me. I would be interested in talking to you. My home is on Capitol Hill, but I can meet you anyplace in Seattle.
Currently my schedule is flexible -but I don't know for how long so do let's talk soon. Pls let me know what would work best for you, time and place, etc.
--- David Still <email@example.com> wrote:
> Hi Wayne, my name is David Still, and I've become
> familiar with your work on the Grant Cogswell
> campaign, which I must commend you for. As you may
> or may not have heard, Slade Gorton is considering a
> bid for Washington state governor, in the 2004 race.
> He's going to need some good talent, the best there
> is, and frankly, I think you've got what it takes.
> Please drop me a line at your earliest convenience
> and let's set up a time to talk.
Subject: RE: and then
Find myself now realizing that you are the one I must avoid; an ironic placement of things in lieu of your touchable proximity. Still I'm throwing the baby out with the bathwater, because these days, there just isn't enough time.
If the end ceases to charm, what becomes of the means?
e Swintak Swintak
28 Nov 2001 16:11:43
e Ike Starnes
28 Nov 2001 15:11:45
Subject: RE: I HATE YOU!!!!
OK, I'll be waiting. 1201 Greenwood Cliff Suite 400,
and I'm in the first office on the right.
By the way, just so you can be prepared, I do carry a Taurus PT-911 Semi-Auto 9MM.
Bring your fucking lunch too, cause trying to kick my ass is gonna be an all day job, motherfucker.
From: David Still [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 9:27 AM
To: Ike Starnes
Subject: I HATE YOU!!!!
I am going to come over to LEAD Technologies and KICK YOUR ASS! You had better have a fucking gun else I will fucking kill you, you mother fucker!
Subject: RE: Sorry
Why didn't I think of this website. This kicks ass!
LEAD Technologies, Inc.
e Gabriel Smith
28 Nov 2001 15:11:09
28 Nov 2001 11:11:56
Subject: Re: votre moto....
Subject: Re: Job Opportunity
I certainly am interested. I also know a little HTML, not much, but maybe I can help a bit. Let me now what develops.
~ Rowe Saffell
28 Nov 2001 08:11:52
28 Nov 2001 07:11:39
Subject: Re: hello
I'm sorry... I've visited your website and think it's fucking brillant. However, I'm not sure who you are...sorry about this, I met about 1000 people last month on tour. Where did we hang out?
Subject: Re: soho
Tja, het is inderdaad een tijdje geleden. Ik weet namelijk niet meer hoe je eruit ziet! Je foto (op die pagina) vertelt iets maar niet veel. Help me!
groeten van joa
Bijgaand nog een verhaaltje voor het slapen gaan!
e Joa Joa
28 Nov 2001 00:11:54
27 Nov 2001 22:11:11
Subject: Re: Something's Missing
Subject: Re: Thanks!
hi David, i'm really sorry about that, but i have quite a bad memory... and i don't remember who u r... i feel ashame to tell u that, 'cause maybe i'm wrong... or perhaps we never had a chat together... anyway, could u tell me what our chat was about?? and when it was, maybe u did chat with someone else... if it's my mistake, please would u excuse me for all
that... i really need to know...
thanx very much for understanding
take care Emi.
27 Nov 2001 22:11:11
27 Nov 2001 21:11:39
Subject: Re: Flinch Book
In a message dated 11/27/01 12:47:29 PM Pacific Standard Time, email@example.com writes:
> Robert... please fo to davidstill.org. The email you receive from him is fake, Someone you know is playing a joke on you
figured it had to be something like that. i'm MUCH more talented than my brother. thanks, David.
best in sibling rivalry,
Subject: Re: something to confess
ah, but i haven't revealed the subtle intricacies of your plan at
all.. yet.. indeed, as i believe in the cause of david still, i am
doing my utmost to protect, and thereby infusing all my messages with
truths, half-truths, red herrings, and lies..
even my suggestion of t-shirts was an attempt to protect the sanctity
of the DS movement.. what better way to disguise the true nature of the
operation than by veiling it as a cheap marketing ploy - with lovely
pictures of david below the text "I am David Still."
i am well acquainted with a defected dutch operative who was present
in the early stages of the david still project.. his penchant for drink
made him an encumberance to the project, as he would often babble
incessantly about the details of the DS project to whoever was in
earshot in his favorite bars..
despite the fact he's often too drunk to be coherent, and i'm often
too drunk to understand him, i believe i've sorted the wheat from the
chaff, and can now offer to the world the truth..
Holland has a fair, even-balanced, pragmatic government with
considered and wise health and social policies.. this of course, to any
red-blooded American means one thing - the shadowy spectre of socialism
and it's deranged half-cousin communism..
the DS project means, of course, DUTCH SOCIALISM and is an attempt to
infiltrate the governments of all the world with the ominous tendrils of
clear-headed thinking and non-moralizing personal liberties.. realizing
that new regimes beginning in war or violent revolution always lead to
decay, the pragmatic dutch have been investigating different forms of
mind control for the last 20 years.. with the proliferation of the
internet, at last they had the syringe by which they could administer
as davidstill.org's "mind-share" in the general public increases, more
and more people will become confused about the identity of their friends
and eventually of themselves.. the end result will be COLLECTIVE
we will all become a group entity known as David Still.. and together
we will collectively rule the world.. though sadly, at the price of
our own identities..
everything in this mail, including this postscript, is completely
--- Original Message ---
> I myself would worry. There is shame in being taken in by your own
tactics especially when they are less clever and cunning to the world
than they are to yourself. Have we really enough time for another
narcissist eau de net, or should I suggest that you keep it to yourself
graciously when you deiscover the not too difficult workings of anothers
27 Nov 2001 21:11:29
27 Nov 2001 17:11:08
Subject: RE: Lunch?
Yea, come on by. I eat lunch around 4:00. Are you buying?
From: David Still [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 10:32 AM
To: Tom Potts
Haven't heard from you and thought I'd swing by your office later today...18th floor? Interested in grabbing lunch?
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Subject: Re: at the discotheek
Did I see you too?
>Saw you at Rotown :-)
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27 Nov 2001 17:11:09
27 Nov 2001 16:11:35
Subject: Re: Love...
I love you too, my cute/sexy Dave ;-)
Subject: Re: Sorry
hey david: check out this hot site: thinkwonder.com
oh, and i forgive you about the whole lashing out on me thing...
i guess i'll see you later this week.
27 Nov 2001 16:11:27
27 Nov 2001 12:11:24
Ok, j'aurais trouve ca plus drole si tu n'avais pas copie/colle le message de David. D'ailleurs, je le trouve tres charmant avec ses dents tordues, c'est exactement le mec qu'il me fallait...
Et, pour ta gouverne, je ne suis pas tres partisante des chats que je trouve etre du tps perdu, j'arrive a m'occuper tte seule, merci.