From
David Still
<ds@davidstill.org>
To
Bret Easton Ellis
<god_hates_you@yahoo.com>
Re:
I think I'm in love.
MESSAGE
Bret Easton Ellis wrote: Wow, David, I'm very impressed with your poetic ability. I think I may be in love with... Oh, wait no I'm not, fuckhead! Anyway, Davidstill.Org is an impressive idea, too bad it wasn't yours, loser. Who wants to be David Still, honestly, he doesn't seem all that great... Love, Sarah. --- David Still <d.still@davidstill.org> wrote: > Sarah, > > I can't help it; I've fallen in love with you. I > even wrote you a poem telling you how I feel, if you > will indulge me. > > The things I want to say but can't > > I want to be great for you > I want to slay a dragon > And find his hidden treasure > And bring it home to you > So I can crown you my lady > > I want to be great for you > I want to explore the mountains > And find a secret place for us > And sneak you there at sunset > To drink in all its splendor > > I want to be great for you > I want be a poet > And make a song for you > And sing it through your window > Or whisper it into your ear > > I want to be great for you > I want to search the heavens > And find a star or planet > And name it "Dearest Sarah" > So that you can live forever > > I'm curious what you think. Write me back! > --dave