From
David Still
<ds@davidstill.org>
To
matt
<shiznitmatt@hotmail.com>
Re:
Some useful information...
MESSAGE
matt wrote: Who is your nephew? >From: David Still
> >Hello Matt! > >I am writing to you because I have heard of your great knowledge and >achievements from my young nephew who attends school with you at Jackson >Memorial High School. >A mind like yours is exactly the kind that we are looking for here. >Someone intelligent, competent, and well-rounded; able to put many assets >to good use for our efforts. >We know of your impressive swimming talents an exceptional computer >programming skills. But we are most impressed with your overall ability to >conquer all subjects you study at school an be a leader in various diverse >extracurriculars. >We know how highly your friends view you, as a leader and companion; as the >smartest, nicest, funniest, most handsome, and sweetest friend they have. >We know that you make good decisions by befriending only the brightest >students, that have similarly impressive academic records, though not quite >as impressive as yours. "Friends in AP classes, friends at parties, >friends at Applebee's." Isn't that how the saying goes? >We also know of your most delightful decision to spend the majority of your >free time around the brightest of your friends, another academic marvel, >with skills only comparable to your own. And not only intelligent, but >what a beautiful girl! It is no wonder you have chosen her to be your >steady girlfriend, and we regard that decision with the utmost respect. >That girl must really love you, such an impressive young man as yourself, >she should consider herself the luckiest girl around, for aquiring such a >mate. >That is why we want you to model for our magazine: "GeniuSpeak". The girls >really seem to go for it in areas surrounding Princeton and Cambridge, we >get more subscribers than TeenBeat in these areas! >We calculate that you'll attract the affections of an infinite number of >girls if you can get Jessica Lane to love you so much. > >So please let us know what you think of our offer, and please reply soon. > >---David Still >---Editor-in-Chief >---GeniuSpeak Magazine