FW: RE: FW: Re:
firstname.lastname@example.org wrote: > I'm sure your mom is so proud of you, buddy. > > What does your sister think about you? You know what? I'm gonna ask her. > You had better hope that the girl I met is not actually your sister. For > your sake, I hope you're just a pathetic, illiterate lowlife that likes to > mess around on his computer. > > I will see that girl again. I will run into her. Also, I will ask her about > her brother. I really hope she is an only child because I have saved your > sick emails and will show them to her. > > Do you play poker? Because here I am calling your bluff. David still. You > fucking idiot, I googled "david still" the second I got your lame-ass > email. You're so creative. > > See ya soon. > But you'd better hope not. > > > > > > twisterjoe > > > > > > > [Original Message] > > > From: David Still
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> > > Date: 12/28/2003 7:30:36 AM > > > Subject: Re: > > > > > > Why would a girl ask a guy how to pick a melon? guys don't know that > > shit. She was coming on to you but you were off in space thinking > doubtless > > of her two melons that you would like to squeeze--my sister's tits! In > > fact they are great and I squeez them once in a while in jest. Go back to > > Trader Joes and offer to sqeeze fruit for the babes. This might liven up > > your seemingly dull life. > > > email@example.com wrote: > > > David Still, no need to call names, you dick. Sister or not, she's still > > > cute, accept it. > > > > > > And by the way, I don't "chat up the babes" as you put it in your > > > elementary school terms. She asked me how to pick out a melon, asshole. > > > > > > Another thing, You never worked at Trader Joe's. They don't > > > hire people to hand out samples a few hours a day. No need to lie. > > > > > > Now David Still, don't be such a dumb-shit. I don't care who your sister > > > is, I'll still slap your pansy-ass around if I have to. And don't write > > back some > > > rebuttal telling me how buff you are 'cuz I saw your pathetic website.