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Alexander, Sarah wrote: Seeing as how I work for an insurance company it may seem as though I'm so bored that I would need this type of crap-mail to read at 11:45 at night but as surprising as it may seem... I don't. Besides... I am pre-op so I don't think you want to waste your time on me unless you like the feel of a huge, hairy, crusty callassed hand with painted fingernails on your hind quarters. But thanks for giving me something to talk about and have a great night. From: David Still [mailto:email@example.com] So, um, I was thinking if you could spank my bottom? That would be nice... I would appreciate a nice swat or two. Thanks for the smack-a my ass-a. Dave