From
David Still
<ds@davidstill.org>
To
Rebecca Teegarden
<rebecca465@yahoo.com>
Re:
boyfriend does nude cleaning
MESSAGE
Rebecca Teegarden wrote: No way! You don't know him like I do. I joke with him he is so homophobic. He told me he could make even more $$$ if he cleaned guy's places but he won't do it. I told him to hire someone else for that and take a 25% cut. It's actually a great $$$ business now that I read up on it. Check out sites like Dan The Naked Handyman. He will work for anyone but also charges lots more. My BF is not greedy - just trying to make a living. Yes, he showed me his work files and there was a large stack of waiver forms. I didn't go through them all but sure looked liked women's names the few I saw. He has a comments & fee adjustments section - one woman was throwing a bacholerette party and wanted him around cleaning at the same time - he insisted everyone sign the waiver and requested ID from one girl who looked kind of young to make sure she wasn't a minor - and it was a driver's license with her picture so he was satisfied. Yeah, that was his best paying job yet. He said a few of them weren't comfortable and left early but he wasn't the one throwing the party so not his problem. Otherwise he said they had a great party. he even helped serve some of the food and cleaned up the table & kitchen afterward. Most of them older wealthy types who wouldn't be caught dead going to Chippendales or wherever but in privacy of their own home they go for it. He had one lady with a 10 bedroom house who hired him for two weeks of work he spread out over a month inbetween his other gigs. He's a workhorse - he can lose 6 pounds sweating in a days work - but then eats like an elephant! He cleaned my place for me recently and I swear it was the best cleaning I ever seen. He scrubs the walls, the floors, moves furniture and goes nonstop without breaks. These women get a little strip show and a spotless home - hell, he ain't charging enough! If they have a computer he asks if it is slow and then even offers to maintenace the computer & teach them the basics (plus he emails them a file after outlining the steps). A few took him up on that. He told me when he started this he expected the women to be odler, wealthy, and not so attractive even for their ages. Says a few have surprised him though - even got one somewhat pretty executive. She hired him for 7 hours and was on the phone orn working on papers on business most of that time. Hey, some people got money to burn and she got a few peeks in I guess. I joked with him if she offered him a $2,000 tip would he offer something extra and he told me $2,000 would not change his life, he's not looking for any diseases, plus he doesn't cheat or do illegal stuff. Yes, I believe him for I know him. He's the sweetest guy. Oh, I could test him and have a friend of mine he doesn't know hire him with my money - she's a real beauty. But I don't need to do that. Would I join his business and clean homes nude? Oh, I have no problem with the morals of just cleaning nude but I would be afraid of getting attacked some day. I couldn't do that! NO NO NO! Yeah, I am sure some nude male housecleaners are gay as I am sure some female strippers do drugs and have all sort of problems. But some of them are average Joe's & Jane's just trying to make a living and you really ought not to generalize about groups of people without knowing the individual. Stereotyping is a very bad thing! I did ask him why he wouldn't clean a guy's house this way. He really doesn't care if they are gay or not but assumes they are gay if they would hire him and he's concerned if one of them is a crazy and trys something & they are stronger than him. Like he says, he's stronger than the vast majority of women out there so knows there would be no problem even if one of them is nuts. If he's a closet homo, then I own a bridge in Brooklyn and will sell it to you! No way!!! No, I wouldn't hire a naked man to clean my house for myself but I would hire one as a gift for my neighbor whom I know would go for it! She is a slob and her place needs a major organization (which he does) & deep cleaning. She's not the most attractive type but does the club thing a lot. Yeah, she would enjoy such a gift and get her home cleaned at the same time. Please, enuf with the homo thingie. That board is filled with so many posts saying homo this and homo that. Seems like half the guys on that board are homos and the other half are homophobic! RNT David Still <still@davidstill.org> wrote: Your boyfriend is lyin to you girl! What else is he lyin to you about? Have you seen those contracts signed by women? Women don't hire men to clean their houses, especially naked men! Would you hire a naked man to clean your house? Your man is a closet homo! He's so homo even the homos in Key West would call him a flame! Wake up!!!